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thepoop-bandit:

diverged:

I think I’m emotionally constipated because I haven’t given a shit in months

Years*

Holding out stupid, unreasonable, outlandish, impossible hope..

photolies:

I’m probably single because I didn’t forward those chain messages when I was 10.

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temptingbliss:

Submit Yours Here || Hall of Fame Here

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newthoodrich:

Hi, I’m a Jehovah’s Witness wondering if you’d be interested in a gym membership over at Jehovah’s Fitness

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gingervintage8:

fabulousandthick:

bigorange3:

chiffon-ankh:

bigorange3:

The STUNNING Queen Lucy Collett and her amazing figure. 

NO ONE should be afraid to feel sexy just because they love food. Lucy has a great attitude. 

Can someone please explain to me why I have never heard of this person before??

Unless you’re English, you have almost no chance of accidentally stumbling upon Lucy. Even if you are, the world tends to look down on women who don’t meet the ideal image. “Unfortunately” for Lucy, she has some serious hips and the slightest bit of softness throughout. 

In the world of modeling, Lucy is fat. It’s unbelievable that someone could consider her fat, but what’s more unbelievable is that ‘fat’ even matters in the first place.

Beauty doesn’t have a weight limit so You shouldn’t limit how much You eat!! Live your life to the fullest by being as full as possible. Nothing can hold you back and no one should bring you down!!

she has my body<3 im so happy to have found thiss ahhhh<3

Fucking. Gorgeous.

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(Source: rene-art, via fuckmebatman)

"You can be the ripest, juiciest peach in the world,
and there’s still going to be someone who hates peaches."

Dita von Teese (via niselle)

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"I think the big mistake in schools is trying to teach children anything, and by using fear as the basic motivation. Fear of getting failing grades, fear of not staying with your class, etc. Interest can produce learning on a scale compared to fear as a nuclear explosion to a firecracker."

Stanley Kubrick (via nezua)

(Source: quotes-shape-us, via reagan-was-a-horrible-president)

blondesquats:

crazysexyfierce:

militaryfit-bombshell:

ianthe:

here is a thing

I like this

This is BRILLIANT

Preach

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